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Theoretical physicist: At the Planck length, uncountably many.

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Pronouncing [ṡṡċċḣḣẇẇȧȧ] is easy; you just say it like the 'x' in 'fire'.

'Does the substance feel weird to the touch?' is equally likely to get the answers 'Don't be ridiculous, you would never put your hand near a sample. We have safety protocols.' and 'Yeah, and it tastes AWFUL.'

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"My parents were both omnitaurs, which is how I got interested in recombination," said the normal human.

ตัวแปรพร็อกซี่

Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.

แอร์แกป

You can still do powerline networking, but the bitrate does drop a little depending on the lightbulb warmup and cooldown delay.

Deepfakes

If so great a deductive mind as Arthur Conan Doyle can be fooled by the Cottingley Deepfakes, what chance do we mortals have? Soon our very reality will be dictated by the whims of Frances (9) and Elsie (16).

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I got banned from the county fair for handing out Helium-2 balloons. Apparently the instant massive plasma explosions violated some local ordinance or something.

เคมีภัณฑ์

It's hard to believe, but lots of kids these days ONLY know how to buy prepackaged molecules.

Minkowski Space

My liege, we were able to follow the ship into Minkowski space, but now they've jumped to Hilbert space and they could honestly be anywhere.

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